Theodore The Rabbit. He is one of two rabbits we have in our yard. Neither one is a live rabbit, but please don't tell them. Theodore believes he is real. After all, people talk to him. Isn't that a sign of being alive?
You might not know this about me, but I have a tendency to name special things in our yard and house. Not everything mind you, but just very special items. I have a bear in my bedroom that has a name, a statue in our front yard has a name, of course, there's Theodore.
Theodore is very strong, healthy, and oh so very wise. He endures all kinds of weather, but the most interesting thing about him is that he sees all and knows all. He keeps an eye on all the squirrels that come around, and he "tries" to discourage them from eating our plants (but mostly to no avail). Theodore is also a friend to visiting birds. They must like him because he manages to have not been the recipient to little things they "drop" behind.
I am most enamored with Theodore. Don't you think he is quite a handsome fellow? He can be unbelievably charming. And, he always helps our little guy find hidden Easter eggs.